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Guest post by Kevin Rose
The following are the top nicknames that President Trump has unleashed upon his political enemies.
Only a very stable genius could possibly conceive of these nicknames. They are sidesplittingly funny.
As we enter into the Golden Age, let us remember the staying power of these nicknames.
Certain nicknames carried meme magic so powerful that they undoubtedly helped President Trump clinch primaries and general elections.
All 85 nicknames in this index were graded as either “A+” or “A” by the author.
The top 15 nicknames were graded “A+” for absolute perfection. The subsequent 70 nicknames were graded “A” for total brilliance.
Sheer humor – rather than staying power – was the sole criterion for grading these nicknames.
“A+”
Low Energy Jeb Bush
Low-IQ War Hawk Liz Cheney
Broken Old Crow Mitch McConnell
Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley
Comrade Kamala Harris
Pencil Neck Adam Schiff
Watermelon Head Adam Schiff
Shifty Schiff
Tampon Tim Walz
Beautiful Hillary Clinton
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren
Gavin Newscum
Deranged Jack Smith
Morning Psycho (Joe Scarborough)
Da Nang Dick (Blumenthal)
“A”
Crooked Joe Biden
Sleepy Joe Biden
Joe Hiden’
Mini Mike Bloomberg
Fat Alvin Bragg
Coco Chow (Elaine Chao)
Sloppy Chris Christie
Crazy Hillary
Crooked Hillary
Lyin’ Hillary
Lyin’ James Comey
Slimeball James Comey
Rob DeSantis
Ron DeSanctimonius (retired)
Ron DeSanctus
Meatball Ron DeSantis
Tiny D (DeSantis)
Crazy Kamala Harris
Laffin’ Kamala Harris
Kambala
Aida Hutchinson
Letitia “Peekaboo” James
Mad Dog James Mattis
Evan McMuffin
Fat Jerry Nadler
Wacky Omarosa
Evita (Ocasio-Cortez)
Crazy Bernie Sanders
Crazy Nancy Pelosi
Nervous Nancy Pelosi
Little Marco Rubio
Liddle Mike Pence
Liddle Adam Schiff
Adam Schitt
Cryin’ Chuck Schumer
Palestinian Chuck Schumer
Ditzy Devos (Betsy)
Weirdo Tom Steyer
Goofy Elizabeth Warren
Low-IQ Maxine Waters
Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un
Juan Trump (Andrés Manuel Lopez Obrador)
Governor Justin Trudeau
Dumb as a Rock Mika Brzezinski
Fredo (Chris Cuomo)
Allison Cooper (Anderson)
Maggot Haberman
George Slopadopolus
Fake Tapper (Jake)
Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd
Lyin’ Brian Williams
Little Jeff Zucker
Jeff Bozo (Bezos)
Alfred E. Neuman (Buttigieg)
Lyin’ James Comey
Lyin’ Ted Cruz (retired)
Horse Face Stormy Daniels
Marble Mouth Seth Meyers
Organizations and Groups:
MSDNC
Lincoln Pervert Project
Globalist Club for No Growth
Clinton News Network (CNN)
Concast
Unselect Committee
Meet the Fake Press
Meet the Depressed
Deface the Nation
Green New Scam
Kung Flu
China Virus
Biden Crime Family
Which one is your favorite?
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